Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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