Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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