jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
That accounts for only three of the penises
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize