it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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