my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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