My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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