I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
