she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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