Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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