Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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