Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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