He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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