Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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