Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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