my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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