Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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