Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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