I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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