Cold hands, warm shart.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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