Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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