You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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