We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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