I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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