I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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