I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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