i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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