Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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