VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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