I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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