Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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