we're chasing vodka with high fives
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
This baby is an asshole
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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