So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
