I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Randomize
