I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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