You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
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