I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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