It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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