I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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