problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
pray to the hookup gods
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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