Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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