I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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