i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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