wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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