it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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