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  Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?

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• I hope this is fake.

  Submitted by 478 on Mar 29, 13 at 4:46pm

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• good luck w life after they take away yer medical license

  Submitted by WV_kiwi on Mar 29, 13 at 5:23pm

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• Better run a STD blood panel first.

  Submitted by Twisted_84 on Mar 29, 13 at 5:45pm

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• Damn.... Guess this makes up for shitty patient who puke or anything grossly negative like that

  Submitted by kazkayde on Mar 31, 13 at 6:34am

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• Wow the legal shit storm you are going to have when you get caught.

  Submitted by Axel5238 on Mar 29, 13 at 10:18pm

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• Wait till you have HIV, imagine how bad you'll feel then.

  Submitted by CrazyRunner on Mar 29, 13 at 6:52pm

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• You start that now, it only gets worst.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 29, 13 at 6:26pm

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• Do you have to give it to her first or does she have to fuck your brains out and then you give it to her? Cuz that makes a difference. Cuz chicks on morphine aren't very active in the sack. And how hot is this girl?

  Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Mar 29, 13 at 8:33pm

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• LIGHTBULB! So if you gave her your number and told her when your shift is over... That sounds like you already gave it to her and are meeting up to collect.. But that's just me. Unless you're planning on leaving work with a syringe full of M juice when you're done...? Hope you brought se for yourself too

  Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Mar 29, 13 at 8:41pm

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• Depends on whether you have her the morphine, duh!

  Submitted by jayrob on Mar 29, 13 at 6:56pm

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• There is a question mark at the end...

  Submitted by bowfishinlady on Mar 30, 13 at 8:55am

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• Yes, but I'd do the same thing.

  Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Mar 29, 13 at 5:47pm

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