found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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