I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Randomize
