Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
A+ Viking dick
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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