There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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