did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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