We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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