Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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