it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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