yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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