Whats the glycemic index on semen?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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