She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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